MoonYawn 1.0.0 [free]

Imagine it's 6:30 am on a Saturday morning. In other words, it's the middle of the night. You deserve to sleep in at least until 8. Unfortunately, your child thinks otherwise. 'Mooom! Daaad! Wake up!', you hear. 'Honey, try to go back to sleep, it's still very early'. You know it is not going to work, but at least you're trying. The response comes immediately: 'But the sun is up! It’s day! I want to play!' Well, you cannot argue with that. Or can you? What to do when your child gets up too early? How do you convince your little darling that the day has not really begun yet? Well, it turns out you can! All thanks to MoonYawn, our great new night clock for kids, based on modern technology and our vague ideas about child psychology! It's very simple: let's say you decide that the day should begin at 8 am and the night should begin at 8 pm. All you need to do is to configure the night clock accordingly. During nighttime, the MoonYawn will display night-associated stuff, like stars, dark blue sky, or a banana, er, the moon in a nightcap. Stuff even a child understands. On the other hand, during daytime the night clock will display the sun, bright sky, a cloud and things like that. Easy. Now back to the Saturday morning - all you have to do is look wearily at the phone and say: 'Look, honey, the phone says it's still sleepy time. Even the moon is asleep. It's too early to get up. See for yourself'. Remember, at this point you need to actually show the phone to the kid. The visual aspect is very important - it's not enough that the night clock manages to convince you it's nighttime. You still need to convince the child it's too early to get up. If you play it right, the child will obediently go back to sleep, full of awe and fear of modern technology. Yes, we know what you're thinking! It works equally well if you want to get your child to sleep in the evening! Soon you will understand that MoonYawn night clock gives you enormous power. Please do not misuse it. Setting the night clock to strange hours, shortening or prolonging the day-night cycle may seem like a great idea for a prank, but do not underestimate the power of modern technology. If you succumb to these temptations, soon you may find yourself in a very confused state, unable to tell the day from night, and the sun from the banana, er, moon.

• 09/27/2022: MoonYawn 1.0.0
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